Today is the last day of 2007 and thought that i might want to leave a post in my blog. Many of the people who used to read my blog are no longer reading it because they were just curious about the things that happened last year around july to august because of something. I know that they just want to read things that interest them and this actually bores them but anyway, i thought that it will be a good opportunity for my to thank some people and also to reflect some of my actions and behaviours. Since it is the last day of 2007, i hereby also wish that everyone had a happy holiday. Hope that everyone enjoyed yourselves this year and best wishes for the years to come.
I would actually like to especially thank one person, which is my ex. Because of her, i noticed that i have changed a lot through the time with her and also after breaking up. I understand more about what it is like to be loved and cared and also to love and care for others. Maybe it was a wrong start because it just wasn't meant to be but i was glad that i did start that relationship because i found out that i had grown so much, that i felt as if i am no longer myself. I used to be such a rash, hot-tempered and easily teased and angered person. But then, because of her, i have changed to become more gentleman. Not to praise myself but i think i am a better person now because of her. Maybe it may not be her, but myself too. I also learned from her that everything has another perspective to it and we can't just view things from a certain angle. Things may not always favour you but to think of it from other perspective, why tire yourself out by putting on that extra burden. It is her that i truly learned to live my life my way and not get carried away.
Another person i want to thank to quite an extent is my god-sis, Fiona. Yes, it is only a short period that we know one another but then it just felt as if i knew her for a long time. I am grateful to her because i was so emo, that i cant believe it myself when i look back at the things that i did. She was willing to accept me again, as a god-bro and i think it is so good to be close to her again. She is also the one who helped me to shape into what i am now. Because she was so cheerful and talkative, i learned that i shouldn't keep everything to myself and try to look for someone to talk to and share the problem. I also learned from her the '3 second anger' which was a bit useful to me. I tried to learn from her not to get angry so easily but maybe sometimes, i just can't take it.
I also want to thank my class (3-6 and 4-6) which has been by my side for the 2 most important years of secondary school years. I want to list out a few that really helped me and cared for me to some extent.
1. Hui Jie, my always good brother
2. Nicholas, Kang An, Collin (Always there to help me with my work/we helped one another/mugged together....)
3. Adrian, Victor, Meng Wei, Kar Yong, Andy Chia, Huey Jeen, Roy Foo (The Malaysian scholars that also helped me with work and also treated me like a real friend)
4. Eugene Ke, for always trying to cheer me up, though he was sometimes making me more depressed
5. Ben Neo, Kai Xuan, Alvin Nah (for asking me out and play and stuffs like these)
6. Kim Yong, for being my partner and sitting beside me and also helping me with things that i missed out
7. Joshua Goh, Ivan Koh, Joel Chua, Yue Sheng ( for organising class outings and some other events)
8. Gao Yi, for keeping me pay attention in class in sec3
9. Jing Wei, for the jokes and also keeping the class clean
10. Shaun, for always asking me things and keeping me busy with questions during exam period
11. Seng Chian, for caring for me and also cheering me up whenever i emo
12. Tao Tao, for helping me with difficult questions and other things
13. Kok Wah, Kenneth Sooi ( for being good friends and keeping close contacts with me)
There is no order of merit but hui jie has to be the first though, he was really quite a brother to me. Basketball, school, outside event, going out together... It was all memoriable. The rest are good to me too and will never forget them. Those not mention, it is not that i hate you but there is just no memorable things for me to remember and write. Maybe pengcheng and ziang for being good players during PE. Then no more.
Other people i would like to thank also is my english tuition group, Mrs Asha, basketball group and many other people. They really helped me a lot not just academically but also physically and mentally.
Also, my teachers and staffs in school (Not just those in 3-6 and 4-6)
1. Mr Jeffery Goh, for teaching the facts in depth and caring for us
2. Miss Leong
3. Miss Chong
4. Miss Tan Lee Choo
5. Miss Tan Shi Hui, who taught me in sec 2 and help me build a strong interest in history
6. Mr Suah Yee Leng, for being my chinese teacher and making the lessons so fun
7. Mrs Alice Long, for being such a strict math teacher
8. Miss Thian
9. Mrs Elaine Goh
10. The general office auntie
11. Mdm Chia @ media resource room
12. Mr Steven Quay
Last but not least, i think that in the year 2007, i may have been an unfriendly person to some of you. Maybe our differences can be cleared but maybe not. Just to mention a person i seriously felt sorry for is Cepheus Chan. Because something happened so i missed many things he wanted to share with me. Sorry Cepheus if you are reading this one. Many things happened in the year 2006 and 2007 and i really think that if time were to revert back, maybe i can try to be a better person. But anyway, hope that you will all forgive me and not think so much about it. Let bygones be bygones. Haha, hope that this year would mark the end of a happy year and 2008 be a better year.
~LoN3Ly M3~
December 31, 2007
December 29, 2007
December 28, 2007
December 26, 2007
Guess The Song
Someone sang this song backwards and to proved it, he put a clock, balloons and stuffs that wont act like that. Quite cool, so check it out.
~LoN3Ly M3~
December 25, 2007
Christmas
Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas everyone. It is quite a slow greeting and i bet no one's reading my blog now. Haha, anyway, just wishing all of you a merry christmas and that all will be well for the coming year. Have a nice holiday and enjoy the last few days you have in 2007. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
~LoN3Ly M3~
December 24, 2007
Christmas Eve
Okay, no one asked me out so i just went out with my sis. It was quite boring though. Just went shopping, then go esplanade, hoping to see some fireworks but there dont seem to have any. Anyway, am pretty tired so gonna sleep soon. Nights.
This is the reflection of a building off another building when we were on the bus
Lazy to label the rest already. Bye. Nights.
~LoN3Ly M3~
This is the reflection of a building off another building when we were on the bus
Lazy to label the rest already. Bye. Nights.
~LoN3Ly M3~
December 20, 2007
Working Experience (Summary)
Okay, i have been working for quite some time already but not for very long. Working as a waiter/misc works @ Gallery Hotel. It is quite a small hotel but quite grand and elegant. The hotel is not bad, the people there a re friendly too. At least there is no one being fierce and scolding. Just kinda crude comment but no one throwing their temper. The people also will smile and joke with you when they see you or something like that. I love that place quite a lot. Okay, so this is like the work experience. Lol, of coz not. I have too much to say and dun noe where to start.
Okay, let's start with the agency. Went to agency, then went to gallery hotel to work on my first day. 1st day was damn tiring as i work for the whole day. 8hrs @ gallery hotel and then 6hrs @ suntec. Then the whole day i was standing and damn tired. Leg hurt like siao coz the shoe is not mine. But considering the amount of $$ i earned that day, i was quite okay with it.
Anyway, after the 1st day, i have been working by the pool side and was quite slack actually. Some pics of the hotel and other misc pics i took during my work. Haha, pretty slack, so bo liao and decided to take some photo.
These are the photo of the pool. The pool is quite small (abt 15m long for each shallow and deep pool).
These are the pics of the bar itself. I have to stand there for at least 8hrs a day inside. The bar was pretty good, got air-con, got music.....
Shooting towards the direction of miramar hotel. The hotel is bigger i think. But nvr get a chance to go there. Anyway, not exactly excited to go anyway.
The raining days... Hai, everyday i work, it is raining. Thought my phone wont be able to capture the rain drops and etc, haha, my phone was good enough to take that. =)
This is to the other direction of the pool. Was really bored at night coz no one wants to swim in the night. So i simply stood there and stone...
Was so bored and drew some idiotic things. Sorry, i dun noe how to draw. It dont look good i noe...
A job i have to do. Fold the napkins. This is just the load of one day. Sometimes, it is much much much much more. Anyway, i can fold all these in 4hrs. Haha, you mus be thinking that i spent so long, why am i so proud of it. This is because i kept myself occupied. Time flies when you are doing something. I tried my best to realli do so slowly that time realli flies. I can fold one within 30secs but then i always drag to about 1min/napkin. Haha, was realli slack. If i had finished all those quickly, i would just be stoning which i dun like doing.
The operation manager card. We need these to get to stories higher than 4th. So i took his card. Hehe.
After work. They have got this bridge near the hotel. Forgot the name of the bridge already but then it was real colourful. Btw, the river is Singapore River.
Lastly, just some inspiring thing i saw from the calendar from the bar. Just read it. Quite make sense.
~LoN3Ly M3~
Okay, let's start with the agency. Went to agency, then went to gallery hotel to work on my first day. 1st day was damn tiring as i work for the whole day. 8hrs @ gallery hotel and then 6hrs @ suntec. Then the whole day i was standing and damn tired. Leg hurt like siao coz the shoe is not mine. But considering the amount of $$ i earned that day, i was quite okay with it.
Anyway, after the 1st day, i have been working by the pool side and was quite slack actually. Some pics of the hotel and other misc pics i took during my work. Haha, pretty slack, so bo liao and decided to take some photo.
These are the photo of the pool. The pool is quite small (abt 15m long for each shallow and deep pool).
These are the pics of the bar itself. I have to stand there for at least 8hrs a day inside. The bar was pretty good, got air-con, got music.....
Shooting towards the direction of miramar hotel. The hotel is bigger i think. But nvr get a chance to go there. Anyway, not exactly excited to go anyway.
The raining days... Hai, everyday i work, it is raining. Thought my phone wont be able to capture the rain drops and etc, haha, my phone was good enough to take that. =)
This is to the other direction of the pool. Was really bored at night coz no one wants to swim in the night. So i simply stood there and stone...
Was so bored and drew some idiotic things. Sorry, i dun noe how to draw. It dont look good i noe...
A job i have to do. Fold the napkins. This is just the load of one day. Sometimes, it is much much much much more. Anyway, i can fold all these in 4hrs. Haha, you mus be thinking that i spent so long, why am i so proud of it. This is because i kept myself occupied. Time flies when you are doing something. I tried my best to realli do so slowly that time realli flies. I can fold one within 30secs but then i always drag to about 1min/napkin. Haha, was realli slack. If i had finished all those quickly, i would just be stoning which i dun like doing.
The operation manager card. We need these to get to stories higher than 4th. So i took his card. Hehe.
After work. They have got this bridge near the hotel. Forgot the name of the bridge already but then it was real colourful. Btw, the river is Singapore River.
Lastly, just some inspiring thing i saw from the calendar from the bar. Just read it. Quite make sense.
~LoN3Ly M3~
December 19, 2007
Work
Sorry for not updating. Have been going out and working and stuffs like that. I will do a summary soon.... See ya.
~LoN3Ly M3~
~LoN3Ly M3~
December 9, 2007
Job
It was my first day working ytd. Worked since 7am all the way to 11pm. Damn long and tiring. The morning was at gallery hotel and in the afternoon was at suntec convention centre. It was quite okay but my shoe was too small and it hurts like siao. But it was quite alright. Think i earn close to $100 just ytd. Hehe, not bad yeah. I guess the pain was worth it. Or maybe not....
Anyway, see you guys again, gonna rest well today. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
Anyway, see you guys again, gonna rest well today. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
December 4, 2007
November 22, 2007
Looking Younger
Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
~LoN3Ly M3~
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
~LoN3Ly M3~
November 18, 2007
HOLY FUCK!!!
Okay, i was surfing the net and came across a video called ' The response to watching video'
I went to search for the video they watched that made them have that reaction and this are the two
1. 2 Girls 1 Cup
2. BME Pain Olympics (Final Round)
Watch them at ur own risk. U will definitely feel disgusted. If you find the first one disturbing already, i recommend you not to watch the second one. Find them on google if you want. But as a fren, i recommend u not to watch
~LoN3Ly M3~
I went to search for the video they watched that made them have that reaction and this are the two
1. 2 Girls 1 Cup
2. BME Pain Olympics (Final Round)
Watch them at ur own risk. U will definitely feel disgusted. If you find the first one disturbing already, i recommend you not to watch the second one. Find them on google if you want. But as a fren, i recommend u not to watch
~LoN3Ly M3~
November 17, 2007
It has been long
It has been quite some time before i update my blog. Dun really feel like blogging already since it is so dead. But i will try to keep it going. Maybe I will change my template to make it look better and stuffs like that... That's all for now.
~LoN3Ly M3~
~LoN3Ly M3~
November 15, 2007
Grad Nite
Okay, just got back from graduation night. I am tired now and dun realli wanna post much. Anyway, how many ppl are actually reading it now?
Erm, will upload the pictures soon. Just wait. Tmr cannot coz i still going to sentosa to play. =) Bye, CYA
~LoN3Ly M3~
Erm, will upload the pictures soon. Just wait. Tmr cannot coz i still going to sentosa to play. =) Bye, CYA
~LoN3Ly M3~
November 9, 2007
November 8, 2007
I did some work =)
Okay. Today, great achievement. I did 80 MCQs. HAHA. Great isnt it?
~LoN3Ly M3~
~LoN3Ly M3~
November 5, 2007
O level
Okay. It is finally a little break from here on. Only left MCQ for me. Kinda tiring these few weeks. Wanna sleep more but wanna play more too. Ha. Contradicting huh? i think so too. Anyway, just relaxing and surfing the net now. Hope to see u guys soon. Buai. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 31, 2007
Funny
Okay. My sis just said this one. I thought it is funny.
" I will wake up at 3 then sleep."
How funny can that be. hahaha.
~LoN3Ly M3~
" I will wake up at 3 then sleep."
How funny can that be. hahaha.
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 29, 2007
Make Up for being late
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
~LoN3Ly M3~
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 27, 2007
Emily
Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break.
"What's wrong, dear?" asked her father.
"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it, Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."
~LoN3Ly M3~
"What's wrong, dear?" asked her father.
"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it, Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 24, 2007
Stupid Mother
Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"
"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"
"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn't even know that she had a penis!"
~LoN3Ly M3~
The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"
"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"
"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn't even know that she had a penis!"
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 23, 2007
Lunch
Three construction workers were down town working on a high-rise. A black guy, a Mexican, and a Polish guy. Come lunch time, the three sit down together on a beam and open their lunchboxes. The black guy opens his box and finds chicken wings and grits. "Man, I hate this crap. I've been eating this stuff since I was a kid."
The Mexican opens his box and finds burritos and rice. "Me too man. I've had to eat this sh.t since I was little too."
The Polish guy opens his box and finds a PB&J sandwich. "I'm with you guys. I've been eating this stuff for way too long."
A week later, the three workers were up on the 30th floor. Come lucnch time, the three sit down together on the beam and open thier lunchboxes. The black guy opens his, and sure enough, chicken wings and grits. "Son of a bi..h. I swear, if I get this crap one more time, I'm jumping."
The Mexican opens his box, and there it is, burritos and rice. "Me too man. I'm sick of this crap. If I get this crap again, I'm jumping too."
The Polish guy opens his box, and sure enough, a PB&J sandwich. "I'm with you guys. If I get another one of these damn sandwiches, I'm jumping with you two."
A week passes, and the three are working on the 50th floor. Lunch time comes, and the three sit down together. The black guy opens his box, sees the chicken wings and grits. Standing up, he says goodbye to his friends and jumps to his death.
The Mexican opens his box, and sure enough, burritos and rice. Saying goodbye to his friend, he too, jumps to his death.
The Polish guy opens his box, sees the PB&J sandwich, and jumps to his death as well.
A few days later at the funeral, the wives of the three workers were standing around and condoling each other. "I just don't get." the black guy's wife said. "He never told me he didn't like chicken wings or grits."
"I know," the Mexican's wife said. "He never told me about the burritos or rice. I would have gladly made him something else."
As the two talked, they noticed that the Polish guy's wife was still crying her eyes out. "There, there, dear. It'll be alright." they said to her.
"I-I just don't understand it," she cried. "I mean, each day he made his own damn lunch."
~LoN3Ly M3~
The Mexican opens his box and finds burritos and rice. "Me too man. I've had to eat this sh.t since I was little too."
The Polish guy opens his box and finds a PB&J sandwich. "I'm with you guys. I've been eating this stuff for way too long."
A week later, the three workers were up on the 30th floor. Come lucnch time, the three sit down together on the beam and open thier lunchboxes. The black guy opens his, and sure enough, chicken wings and grits. "Son of a bi..h. I swear, if I get this crap one more time, I'm jumping."
The Mexican opens his box, and there it is, burritos and rice. "Me too man. I'm sick of this crap. If I get this crap again, I'm jumping too."
The Polish guy opens his box, and sure enough, a PB&J sandwich. "I'm with you guys. If I get another one of these damn sandwiches, I'm jumping with you two."
A week passes, and the three are working on the 50th floor. Lunch time comes, and the three sit down together. The black guy opens his box, sees the chicken wings and grits. Standing up, he says goodbye to his friends and jumps to his death.
The Mexican opens his box, and sure enough, burritos and rice. Saying goodbye to his friend, he too, jumps to his death.
The Polish guy opens his box, sees the PB&J sandwich, and jumps to his death as well.
A few days later at the funeral, the wives of the three workers were standing around and condoling each other. "I just don't get." the black guy's wife said. "He never told me he didn't like chicken wings or grits."
"I know," the Mexican's wife said. "He never told me about the burritos or rice. I would have gladly made him something else."
As the two talked, they noticed that the Polish guy's wife was still crying her eyes out. "There, there, dear. It'll be alright." they said to her.
"I-I just don't understand it," she cried. "I mean, each day he made his own damn lunch."
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 21, 2007
October 20, 2007
October 19, 2007
Blind Sweet
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each grandson a bag.
The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?" replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
~LoN3Ly M3~
The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?" replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 17, 2007
Priest
Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland. One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy holding the Star of David but drop money in the other guy’s hat. Soon one hat is nearly full whilst the other hat is empty.
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the guy with the Star of David and says, "Don't you realize that this is a Christian country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."
The guy holding the Star of David then turns to the guy holding the Cross and says, "Hymie, look who's trying to teach us Marketing."
~LoN3Ly M3~
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the guy with the Star of David and says, "Don't you realize that this is a Christian country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."
The guy holding the Star of David then turns to the guy holding the Cross and says, "Hymie, look who's trying to teach us Marketing."
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 16, 2007
Mens' Rule for Women
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the "other one "
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
~LoN3Ly M3~
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the "other one "
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 14, 2007
Stupid Things One can ask about flying
I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click.
A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."
I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map."
Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."
A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."
A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."
A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"
~LoN3Ly M3~
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click.
A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."
I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map."
Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."
A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."
A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."
A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 12, 2007
Graduation Day
Ok, today was quite siao. Everyone is just so hyper. Anyway, today was kinda our last official day in catholic high. So i took lots of photo. Wanna see them? Check out my photo album. =)
Graduation Photos\
This is just part of it.
~LoN3Ly M3~
Graduation Photos\
This is just part of it.
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 11, 2007
Engine
I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I mentioned this to a flight attendant. "I'll take care of it," she said. Moments later the lights went out. Clearly she'd solved the problem by turning off the lights.
A passenger across the aisle who had been listening leaned over and said, "Whatever you do, please don't ask about the engines."
~LoN3Ly M3~
A passenger across the aisle who had been listening leaned over and said, "Whatever you do, please don't ask about the engines."
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 10, 2007
Managers and Engineers
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager".
"I am," replies the balloonist, "But how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
~LoN3Ly M3~
The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager".
"I am," replies the balloonist, "But how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 8, 2007
Lesson Number Seven
Lesson Number Seven
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk."I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pinna coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Management lesson?
Always let your boss have the first say.
~LoN3Ly M3~
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk."I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pinna coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Management lesson?
Always let your boss have the first say.
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 7, 2007
Lesson Number Six
Lesson Number Six
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Management lesson?
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.
~LoN3Ly M3~
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Management lesson?
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 6, 2007
October 5, 2007
Another FUCKED up day
Ok, today, math period, it is realli getting on my nerve. I jus wanna vent all my frustration in my blog. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Ok, that is a bit better. Ok, there is jus something i would like to say.
Not everyone is strong in everything, there is always something that one is better in. I dun like to be compared to others by the subject that i like. The qn that rotciv or gnoyrak cant do does not mean that i cannot do. It is FUCKING humiliating me for saying things like i cant do. It is too hard. This is something that cannot be compared. Ppl are strong in some sense and not others. But for math, at least i have a strong liking to it. It is not like if they cant get it, i cant. It jus doesnt go by the result. Does the result realli matter that much. It is the fucking attitude that u giv. If u dun have that good attitude, u will not be able to fuck around in the society next time. So what if u are a uni graduate. Now the uni graduate are doing cleaner work. Does it realli matters that their result are good? BTW, i fucking did the qn in 2 mins!!!
So, this is damn fucked up. I felt humiliated. To be challenged by my classmate for the first qn when the fucking qn is not even completed. Come on, do it and show me then. FUCK.
I dun realli like the class more and more. If the study break is now, i would appreciate it. I realli dun feel like seeing my class much too. It is so annonying with ppl i hate and gays and all the motherfuckers in my class. I realli cannot jus vent all my anger here. It is just not enuff. I want to like beat someone up or kicked someone dead. U noe? The fucking frustration.
It is just another fucked up day. Gonna wish all this could just end tmr when i wake up.
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 3, 2007
Fucking school day
Today is realli a fucking bad day. hope can jus dun go sch tmr. F...
Got someone told me to change my uprising to uprise. i did. and i was penalised...
Then, when he was asked, he said it as if it was me who didnt change. he said he told me. FUCK U CHEE BYE. U FUCKING TOLD ME THE WRONG THING!!!!!
~LoN3Ly M3~
Got someone told me to change my uprising to uprise. i did. and i was penalised...
Then, when he was asked, he said it as if it was me who didnt change. he said he told me. FUCK U CHEE BYE. U FUCKING TOLD ME THE WRONG THING!!!!!
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 2, 2007
Eat with us
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable
childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 he joined the Marines, but old habits die hard and one night the sergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eating out of the discarded cans and jars.
"On your free, Lizard Pecker," he bellowed. "You'll eat in
the message hall - you're no better than the rest of us!"
~LoN3Ly M3~
childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 he joined the Marines, but old habits die hard and one night the sergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eating out of the discarded cans and jars.
"On your free, Lizard Pecker," he bellowed. "You'll eat in
the message hall - you're no better than the rest of us!"
~LoN3Ly M3~
October 1, 2007
Flying
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
~LoN3Ly M3~
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 29, 2007
September 28, 2007
I can read this. Can you?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 of 100 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
~LoN3Ly M3~
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 of 100 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 27, 2007
Lesson Number Five
Lesson Number Five
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you £800 to drop that towel that you have on"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"
Management Lesson?
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
~LoN3Ly M3~
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you £800 to drop that towel that you have on"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"
Management Lesson?
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 25, 2007
I just dun get it !
Why does my class has to be like this? FUCKED UP MAN.
Ok, not all. So sorry to ppl who are not in this.
This is just so damn fucking fucked up. 4-6 dont seem to know the word "QUIET"
They just dun noe that word. Ok, this aside. I have to specially comment on someone who is such a motherfucker. Not trying to be mean. But just put urself in my shoe.
Ok, my mood is so bad that i dun even wanna censor that guys name. FUCKING MING HAN
Ok, first of all, he thinks he is damn smart la. Things that he noe doesnt mean that everyone noe rite. And not all we noe he noe. He is acting so much like a fucking person that he thinks he holds the knowledge of the world fucking world. What the fuck is in his brain? ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. That is all in his fucking tiny brain. He has no fucking EQ.
Ok, then the next thing is that he is damn fucking arrogant. He jus thinks that he is always the one that is right. But let me get this right. HE IS DAMN FUCKING WRONG!!!!!
Lastly, he is DAMN FUCKING GAY. U SEE THE WORD GAY. And yes, that is the colour he like. PINK. He thinks it is man. But let me just tell u. HE IS JUST FUCKING GAY AND NOT DARE TO FUCKING ADMIT!!!!!!!
~LoN3Ly M3~
Ok, not all. So sorry to ppl who are not in this.
This is just so damn fucking fucked up. 4-6 dont seem to know the word "QUIET"
They just dun noe that word. Ok, this aside. I have to specially comment on someone who is such a motherfucker. Not trying to be mean. But just put urself in my shoe.
Ok, my mood is so bad that i dun even wanna censor that guys name. FUCKING MING HAN
Ok, first of all, he thinks he is damn smart la. Things that he noe doesnt mean that everyone noe rite. And not all we noe he noe. He is acting so much like a fucking person that he thinks he holds the knowledge of the world fucking world. What the fuck is in his brain? ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. That is all in his fucking tiny brain. He has no fucking EQ.
Ok, then the next thing is that he is damn fucking arrogant. He jus thinks that he is always the one that is right. But let me get this right. HE IS DAMN FUCKING WRONG!!!!!
Lastly, he is DAMN FUCKING GAY. U SEE THE WORD GAY. And yes, that is the colour he like. PINK. He thinks it is man. But let me just tell u. HE IS JUST FUCKING GAY AND NOT DARE TO FUCKING ADMIT!!!!!!!
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 24, 2007
E M O
昨天晚上,突然很想自己一个人静一静,就骑着脚踏车去兜兜风。骑着骑着,突然觉得视线很模糊。摸了摸眼睛之后,才发现自己哭了。不知道到底是心中所想的让我哭泣,还是风大到我觉得眼睛很干,所以才会流泪。我自己也很想知道答案,但是心里却没有一个一定的答案。心里真得很乱。
还有另一件事就是今天所发生的。今天我们拿回我们的文科,我的历史只考了74分,但是调整分数后,我拿到了76分,我当时很开心。后来跟我的同班同学说了,但是他脸却很臭,一脸不爽。他还补上了一句话:"So, it is not like bio got moderation." 我知道他的生物也是差一份就75,但是有没有说不回调整,他就给我一个很不爽的脸。他其实也考得不错了,L1R5 拿6分。所以我很搞不清楚,为什么他还要这样。不管了啦,他要这样就这样吧,我又没有欠他什么。
~LoN3Ly M3~
还有另一件事就是今天所发生的。今天我们拿回我们的文科,我的历史只考了74分,但是调整分数后,我拿到了76分,我当时很开心。后来跟我的同班同学说了,但是他脸却很臭,一脸不爽。他还补上了一句话:"So, it is not like bio got moderation." 我知道他的生物也是差一份就75,但是有没有说不回调整,他就给我一个很不爽的脸。他其实也考得不错了,L1R5 拿6分。所以我很搞不清楚,为什么他还要这样。不管了啦,他要这样就这样吧,我又没有欠他什么。
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 23, 2007
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday to my dearest sis. Iris. Happy bdae. Sorry no present. haha. But i did post here. =)
No $$ now. Buy u next time k?
Hee. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
No $$ now. Buy u next time k?
Hee. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 22, 2007
Lesson Number Four
Lesson Number Four
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.
Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you're warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
~LoN3Ly M3~
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.
Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you're warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 20, 2007
Lesson Number Three
Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The Hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
~LoN3Ly M3~
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The Hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 19, 2007
Lesson Number Two
Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy". "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
~LoN3Ly M3~
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy". "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 18, 2007
Lesson Number One
This is some kind of jokes that are pretty true in reality. Found it long time ago and so, decided to post here. One by one. Everyday....
Lesson Number One
A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
~LoN3Ly M3~
Lesson Number One
A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 15, 2007
Wee...
Yeah. Finally, it is considered freedom. Do u want to know why freedom??? Coz left Amath paper 2 to go only. the last paper. I am somehow slacking now. hehe
Watched anime till late ytd. and damn sian now so decided to post something....
okay, that's all folks. bye...
~LoN3Ly M3~
Watched anime till late ytd. and damn sian now so decided to post something....
okay, that's all folks. bye...
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 10, 2007
America's Got Talent
America got talent. Is that true??? Watch this one and u shall see. Quite accurate. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 7, 2007
Wee, ESCAPE is so fun
Ok, today is at least somehow more refreshing and fun. Went out to ESCAPE with my primary school friends. It is like so long since i last saw them. Some i didnt even see them for ages. I think about 2 or 3 years liao. But the shit thing is that my phone has got no batt. Argggg. Forget to charge ytd nite. I rmb i saw about 10% left but i forget to charge and went to sleep. It is realli TMD, but luckily, i managed to meet them...
Haha, how i miss the primary school life. It is so fun. But to think of it, i realli cant rmb wat i did when i was in primary schools.... Haha.
Woke up at around 7 am today coz i was realli too excited. Then went out to meet with my frens at junction 8 at about 9 plus ba. dun realli rmb.
They changed so much lar. It is like, if they dun call me, i wouldnt noe it is them... Ppl like wen qiang, hwa pheng, zhen wei..... many many many many many more.. lazy to type them all out arh...
Ok, then we went J8 to buy some things. bought some crackers to eat on the bus. =p
Then we went to take 58 and got there. the trip is quite boring... the bus ride alone is about 1 hour ba. Then we reached there at about close to 11. I tink... Then we went in and enjoy ourselves. Away from the muggings and muggings....
First is the haunted house... it is the most obvious one that you can see when u got in. Ok, i held on to johnathan realli tight. Was quite scary so i.... didnt scream. =) Then we played the go-kart coz it is still quite early and not many ppl were there. =). Went for 2 or 3 rounds. cant rmb. haha. bad memory.
Then we even played the kiddy ferris wheel. If u have been there before, u will noe that it is realli small. haha. 2 ppl in one box. other kids can have 3 but we too 'big' so 2 in one. It is quite surprising that the guy actually let us go in. haha
Anyway, played a lot of things and many things and many things... Okay, i am realli tired and want to sleep liao. Oh, after Escape, we went to play in the arcade. I tink we came out at about 6plus then went home. posted this now coz i was eating with my family =P.
Ya, so this is it man. Wasted one day for not studying. haha. NVM, work harder tmr. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
Haha, how i miss the primary school life. It is so fun. But to think of it, i realli cant rmb wat i did when i was in primary schools.... Haha.
Woke up at around 7 am today coz i was realli too excited. Then went out to meet with my frens at junction 8 at about 9 plus ba. dun realli rmb.
They changed so much lar. It is like, if they dun call me, i wouldnt noe it is them... Ppl like wen qiang, hwa pheng, zhen wei..... many many many many many more.. lazy to type them all out arh...
Ok, then we went J8 to buy some things. bought some crackers to eat on the bus. =p
Then we went to take 58 and got there. the trip is quite boring... the bus ride alone is about 1 hour ba. Then we reached there at about close to 11. I tink... Then we went in and enjoy ourselves. Away from the muggings and muggings....
First is the haunted house... it is the most obvious one that you can see when u got in. Ok, i held on to johnathan realli tight. Was quite scary so i.... didnt scream. =) Then we played the go-kart coz it is still quite early and not many ppl were there. =). Went for 2 or 3 rounds. cant rmb. haha. bad memory.
Then we even played the kiddy ferris wheel. If u have been there before, u will noe that it is realli small. haha. 2 ppl in one box. other kids can have 3 but we too 'big' so 2 in one. It is quite surprising that the guy actually let us go in. haha
Anyway, played a lot of things and many things and many things... Okay, i am realli tired and want to sleep liao. Oh, after Escape, we went to play in the arcade. I tink we came out at about 6plus then went home. posted this now coz i was eating with my family =P.
Ya, so this is it man. Wasted one day for not studying. haha. NVM, work harder tmr. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 6, 2007
Damn FUCKING FED UP!!!
Today my CCA has got camp. Then their dinner is also some kind of our farewell dinner. At first is say go to East Coast and eat coz john can get lobang. But in the end, can't get, so they decided to just make it a dinner at the hawker centre beside my school. I dun realli mind it, just a bit cheap, but still, NVM.
But this is wat is fucked up. Ervin told me about changing place, which is ok. Then i asked him to give me a call when they going to come back from East Coast (coz they got filming there). So he was like ok. He said he will call me wen they on the bus. He also estimated the time of dinner to be at about 8 or 9 or even 10. I still think that it is okay coz it is their camp. We, as seniors, must compromise.
Then when i called ervin at about 6.30. He told me this, "oh, they change time again. We eating now"
I was totally like WTF. He didnt even call me when they are leaving east coast. Then i heard this voice - Henry's. It is like "oh, must call henry" that type of thing u noe. maybe i am jealous but this is so damn FUCKED UP. Go SCREW all your FUCKING ASSES, CHEE BYES.
~LoN3Ly M3~
But this is wat is fucked up. Ervin told me about changing place, which is ok. Then i asked him to give me a call when they going to come back from East Coast (coz they got filming there). So he was like ok. He said he will call me wen they on the bus. He also estimated the time of dinner to be at about 8 or 9 or even 10. I still think that it is okay coz it is their camp. We, as seniors, must compromise.
Then when i called ervin at about 6.30. He told me this, "oh, they change time again. We eating now"
I was totally like WTF. He didnt even call me when they are leaving east coast. Then i heard this voice - Henry's. It is like "oh, must call henry" that type of thing u noe. maybe i am jealous but this is so damn FUCKED UP. Go SCREW all your FUCKING ASSES, CHEE BYES.
~LoN3Ly M3~
September 3, 2007
Trackers...
Ok, today i went back to school coz my house here has got some upgrading being done. It is noisy and has no electricity!!!
So i came to school and it was pouring. And i finally noe the reason why our trackers can win in many competitions...
See that? they even train when it is raining. well, at least they did their parts...
~LoN3Ly M3~
So i came to school and it was pouring. And i finally noe the reason why our trackers can win in many competitions...
See that? they even train when it is raining. well, at least they did their parts...
~LoN3Ly M3~
August 30, 2007
Math Madness!!! EMO
Today, i got back my emath paper 1. Hai, go so low....
After part 1 of prelim 3. i finally getting a few hour of rest. start mugging again tmr.....
And for no good reason, maybe one. I emo again. Jus see something and dun feel like talking anymore. Maybe i am just fit to be alone. Cant tok.
Anyway, after buying teacher's day present today with collin, adrian, victor and jing wei, i went off alone again. Jus emoing, dun talk, dun think (or maybe think too much). I just cant get out of this emo 'ring'. Someone help?
Anyway, made some cake for teachers. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
After part 1 of prelim 3. i finally getting a few hour of rest. start mugging again tmr.....
And for no good reason, maybe one. I emo again. Jus see something and dun feel like talking anymore. Maybe i am just fit to be alone. Cant tok.
Anyway, after buying teacher's day present today with collin, adrian, victor and jing wei, i went off alone again. Jus emoing, dun talk, dun think (or maybe think too much). I just cant get out of this emo 'ring'. Someone help?
Anyway, made some cake for teachers. =)
~LoN3Ly M3~
August 29, 2007
Ah-Kai broke the chair.....
Ok, he is not really fat. He was just leaning on the chair until the chair broke.
The chair is already not in very good conditions liao la. But then.... it is a bit astonishing....
This is what the chair look like:
~LoN3Ly M3~
The chair is already not in very good conditions liao la. But then.... it is a bit astonishing....
This is what the chair look like:
~LoN3Ly M3~
August 27, 2007
It is so damn freaking hot...
Ok, it is so damn hot today after the rain. even the bird/crow feels hot. Look at my pics...
Birds hates bathing. So this action showed that it is really hot...
~LoN3Ly M3~
Birds hates bathing. So this action showed that it is really hot...
~LoN3Ly M3~
August 24, 2007
August 22, 2007
Why did it turned out like this?
I dun wished such thing happened too. Am i to be blamed for this? I think i am and am not.
The intensive stress building up in me is getting out of control. I can no longer tame the ferocious animal in me. Why am i turning to become like this?
I do not understand. Why did things just turned out to be like this. Maybe i am just not fit to live in this world. Maybe the only place i should be is hell. Maybe tomorrow, when i wake up, i will be in hell. Maybe in heaven. But for a person so bad like me, do i deserve to go heaven?
Things were pretty okay still. When i went to school. Then to the lib. Maybe i am feeling lot better than ytd but till just now. Dun mention it anymore.
There is something that HE told me. HE told me that ----------- ------- ------- ------ -------. And i was shocked. I did not want to tell HER. All these will be too much for HER to take it. But what about me? Do i have to live with that heavy burden on my shoulders or should i tell HER and let the boulders rest?
This is just so distraught. I no longer feel the need for me to care for someone. Nor the need for someone to care for me. Maybe i am really born a loner. Maybe i am meant to be alone all my life.....
~LoN3Ly M3~
The intensive stress building up in me is getting out of control. I can no longer tame the ferocious animal in me. Why am i turning to become like this?
I do not understand. Why did things just turned out to be like this. Maybe i am just not fit to live in this world. Maybe the only place i should be is hell. Maybe tomorrow, when i wake up, i will be in hell. Maybe in heaven. But for a person so bad like me, do i deserve to go heaven?
Things were pretty okay still. When i went to school. Then to the lib. Maybe i am feeling lot better than ytd but till just now. Dun mention it anymore.
There is something that HE told me. HE told me that ----------- ------- ------- ------ -------. And i was shocked. I did not want to tell HER. All these will be too much for HER to take it. But what about me? Do i have to live with that heavy burden on my shoulders or should i tell HER and let the boulders rest?
This is just so distraught. I no longer feel the need for me to care for someone. Nor the need for someone to care for me. Maybe i am really born a loner. Maybe i am meant to be alone all my life.....
~LoN3Ly M3~
August 21, 2007
想不通...
我很想不通,为什么人都往往向后看。她们为什么都向过去看齐?难道只有过去所发生的事情才能让你们觉得好吗? 为什么不能向未来看齐?活在过去的世界,真地会让你比较快了吗?
我的心里在此刻很乱。我很希望你可以为未来而活,同时,我也很想成为你的未来。但是你的距离离我越来越远。你已经选择停留在原地,而我已经在十里之外。这样的距离让我无法接受。
我很想成为你的未来,让你开心,快乐。但你却要我帮你,让你活在过去的世界里。我很不想,也不愿意让你活在几年前的世界里。我真得很忍不下心看到你为了他而哭泣。
此刻的心非常沉重,很伤心,很担心,也很感伤。突然很不想再去想了,但是只要闭上眼睛,就会想到你。不做任何事,也会想到你。每夜,不是哭红了双眼,就是默默的等待,等待着夜晚的沉静,就这样,直到睡着。这样的生活,让我过得很累。我真的很疲累,很想就这样,放下一切的事情,什么都不要去管。 过一个没有拘束的生活,自由自在的有多好。我也很渴望这样的生活,可是有了你的出现,我觉得我无法过这种生活的。
一言以蔽之,我只希望你可以面对现实。已经过去的事是不可能可以改变的,就算我再帮你一次,帮你活在过去,你真地会开心吗?他呢?他真的会开心吗?可能这几年以来,我都只是一位没人重视的人。我觉得你还是放不下他,可是如果他已经放下了你了呢?这样,你不是就在追一个不可能实现的梦吗?为何不要给自己一个机会,也给别人一个机会呢?可能我这么说很自私,但是感情原本就是自私的......
我和你和他之间的故事,该怎么结束?我痛苦你清楚,他比我幸福,比我幸福!
~LoN3Ly M3~
我的心里在此刻很乱。我很希望你可以为未来而活,同时,我也很想成为你的未来。但是你的距离离我越来越远。你已经选择停留在原地,而我已经在十里之外。这样的距离让我无法接受。
我很想成为你的未来,让你开心,快乐。但你却要我帮你,让你活在过去的世界里。我很不想,也不愿意让你活在几年前的世界里。我真得很忍不下心看到你为了他而哭泣。
此刻的心非常沉重,很伤心,很担心,也很感伤。突然很不想再去想了,但是只要闭上眼睛,就会想到你。不做任何事,也会想到你。每夜,不是哭红了双眼,就是默默的等待,等待着夜晚的沉静,就这样,直到睡着。这样的生活,让我过得很累。我真的很疲累,很想就这样,放下一切的事情,什么都不要去管。 过一个没有拘束的生活,自由自在的有多好。我也很渴望这样的生活,可是有了你的出现,我觉得我无法过这种生活的。
一言以蔽之,我只希望你可以面对现实。已经过去的事是不可能可以改变的,就算我再帮你一次,帮你活在过去,你真地会开心吗?他呢?他真的会开心吗?可能这几年以来,我都只是一位没人重视的人。我觉得你还是放不下他,可是如果他已经放下了你了呢?这样,你不是就在追一个不可能实现的梦吗?为何不要给自己一个机会,也给别人一个机会呢?可能我这么说很自私,但是感情原本就是自私的......
我和你和他之间的故事,该怎么结束?我痛苦你清楚,他比我幸福,比我幸福!
~LoN3Ly M3~
August 17, 2007
Why am i like this?
我 Why am i worrying for someone that bears no kinship to me and yet i care so much about her?
还Is it something that is in me.
是 Or is there some chemical reactions inside me?
会 Or is it just a care as fren?
爱 Or is it that i like her?
你 I dun noe. I am very confused. I hope that it is the last one. Or maybe i am quite certain that it is the last one. I hope that she can change. Maybe not for my sake, but for herself....
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~LoN3Ly M3~
还Is it something that is in me.
是 Or is there some chemical reactions inside me?
会 Or is it just a care as fren?
爱 Or is it that i like her?
你 I dun noe. I am very confused. I hope that it is the last one. Or maybe i am quite certain that it is the last one. I hope that she can change. Maybe not for my sake, but for herself....
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~LoN3Ly M3~
August 15, 2007
Collin trying very hard
Ok, today during our break, collin tried something funny and quite stupid i can say.
He bought ring crackers after looking at sooi eat. We need to go back to the class already but he haven finish. So he decided to put them all on his finger.
Then, collin tried to eat them but there is always this one left......
~LoN3Ly M3~
He bought ring crackers after looking at sooi eat. We need to go back to the class already but he haven finish. So he decided to put them all on his finger.
Then, collin tried to eat them but there is always this one left......
~LoN3Ly M3~
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