New Joke

Yesterday, my internet cock up and den i cant post. So todae, to compensate for ytd. I will post a funny joke.

The joke of MUTHU:

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
MUTHU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
MUTHU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : MUTHU, go to the map and find North America.
MUTHU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : MUTHU!
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TEACHER : MUTHU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
MUTHU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
MUTHU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : MUTHU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
MUTHU : I is...
TEACHER : No, MUTHU. Always say, "I am."
MUTHU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
MUTHU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
MUTHU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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MUTHU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
MUTHU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
MUTHU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, MUTHU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
MUTHU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : MUTHU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
MUTHU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
MUTHU: A teacher