No offense...

~LoN3Ly M3~

I can read this. Can you?

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 of 100 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number Five

Lesson Number Five

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you £800 to drop that towel that you have on"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"
Management Lesson?
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

~LoN3Ly M3~

I just dun get it !

Why does my class has to be like this? FUCKED UP MAN.

Ok, not all. So sorry to ppl who are not in this.

This is just so damn fucking fucked up. 4-6 dont seem to know the word "QUIET"

They just dun noe that word. Ok, this aside. I have to specially comment on someone who is such a motherfucker. Not trying to be mean. But just put urself in my shoe.

Ok, my mood is so bad that i dun even wanna censor that guys name. FUCKING MING HAN

Ok, first of all, he thinks he is damn smart la. Things that he noe doesnt mean that everyone noe rite. And not all we noe he noe. He is acting so much like a fucking person that he thinks he holds the knowledge of the world fucking world. What the fuck is in his brain? ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. That is all in his fucking tiny brain. He has no fucking EQ.

Ok, then the next thing is that he is damn fucking arrogant. He jus thinks that he is always the one that is right. But let me get this right. HE IS DAMN FUCKING WRONG!!!!!

Lastly, he is DAMN FUCKING GAY. U SEE THE WORD GAY. And yes, that is the colour he like. PINK. He thinks it is man. But let me just tell u. HE IS JUST FUCKING GAY AND NOT DARE TO FUCKING ADMIT!!!!!!!

~LoN3Ly M3~

E M O

昨天晚上，突然很想自己一个人静一静，就骑着脚踏车去兜兜风。骑着骑着，突然觉得视线很模糊。摸了摸眼睛之后，才发现自己哭了。不知道到底是心中所想的让我哭泣，还是风大到我觉得眼睛很干，所以才会流泪。我自己也很想知道答案，但是心里却没有一个一定的答案。心里真得很乱。

还有另一件事就是今天所发生的。今天我们拿回我们的文科，我的历史只考了７４分，但是调整分数后，我拿到了７６分，我当时很开心。后来跟我的同班同学说了，但是他脸却很臭，一脸不爽。他还补上了一句话：＂Ｓｏ，　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｂｉｏ　ｇｏｔ　ｍｏｄｅｒａｔｉｏｎ．＂　我知道他的生物也是差一份就７５，但是有没有说不回调整，他就给我一个很不爽的脸。他其实也考得不错了，Ｌ１Ｒ５　拿６分。所以我很搞不清楚，为什么他还要这样。不管了啦，他要这样就这样吧，我又没有欠他什么。

～ＬｏＮ３Ｌｙ　Ｍ３～

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to my dearest sis. Iris. Happy bdae. Sorry no present. haha. But i did post here. =)

No $$ now. Buy u next time k?

Hee. =)

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number Four

Lesson Number Four

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.
Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you're warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number Three

Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The Hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number Two

Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy". "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number One

This is some kind of jokes that are pretty true in reality. Found it long time ago and so, decided to post here. One by one. Everyday....

Lesson Number One

A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

~LoN3Ly M3~

Wee...

Yeah. Finally, it is considered freedom. Do u want to know why freedom??? Coz left Amath paper 2 to go only. the last paper. I am somehow slacking now. hehe

Watched anime till late ytd. and damn sian now so decided to post something....

okay, that's all folks. bye...

~LoN3Ly M3~

America's Got Talent

America got talent. Is that true??? Watch this one and u shall see. Quite accurate. =)

~LoN3Ly M3~

Wee, ESCAPE is so fun

Ok, today is at least somehow more refreshing and fun. Went out to ESCAPE with my primary school friends. It is like so long since i last saw them. Some i didnt even see them for ages. I think about 2 or 3 years liao. But the shit thing is that my phone has got no batt. Argggg. Forget to charge ytd nite. I rmb i saw about 10% left but i forget to charge and went to sleep. It is realli TMD, but luckily, i managed to meet them...

Haha, how i miss the primary school life. It is so fun. But to think of it, i realli cant rmb wat i did when i was in primary schools.... Haha.

Woke up at around 7 am today coz i was realli too excited. Then went out to meet with my frens at junction 8 at about 9 plus ba. dun realli rmb.

They changed so much lar. It is like, if they dun call me, i wouldnt noe it is them... Ppl like wen qiang, hwa pheng, zhen wei..... many many many many many more.. lazy to type them all out arh...

Ok, then we went J8 to buy some things. bought some crackers to eat on the bus. =p

Then we went to take 58 and got there. the trip is quite boring... the bus ride alone is about 1 hour ba. Then we reached there at about close to 11. I tink... Then we went in and enjoy ourselves. Away from the muggings and muggings....

First is the haunted house... it is the most obvious one that you can see when u got in. Ok, i held on to johnathan realli tight. Was quite scary so i.... didnt scream. =) Then we played the go-kart coz it is still quite early and not many ppl were there. =). Went for 2 or 3 rounds. cant rmb. haha. bad memory.

Then we even played the kiddy ferris wheel. If u have been there before, u will noe that it is realli small. haha. 2 ppl in one box. other kids can have 3 but we too 'big' so 2 in one. It is quite surprising that the guy actually let us go in. haha

Anyway, played a lot of things and many things and many things... Okay, i am realli tired and want to sleep liao. Oh, after Escape, we went to play in the arcade. I tink we came out at about 6plus then went home. posted this now coz i was eating with my family =P.

Ya, so this is it man. Wasted one day for not studying. haha. NVM, work harder tmr. =)

~LoN3Ly M3~

Damn FUCKING FED UP!!!

Today my CCA has got camp. Then their dinner is also some kind of our farewell dinner. At first is say go to East Coast and eat coz john can get lobang. But in the end, can't get, so they decided to just make it a dinner at the hawker centre beside my school. I dun realli mind it, just a bit cheap, but still, NVM.

But this is wat is fucked up. Ervin told me about changing place, which is ok. Then i asked him to give me a call when they going to come back from East Coast (coz they got filming there). So he was like ok. He said he will call me wen they on the bus. He also estimated the time of dinner to be at about 8 or 9 or even 10. I still think that it is okay coz it is their camp. We, as seniors, must compromise.

Then when i called ervin at about 6.30. He told me this, "oh, they change time again. We eating now"

I was totally like WTF. He didnt even call me when they are leaving east coast. Then i heard this voice - Henry's. It is like "oh, must call henry" that type of thing u noe. maybe i am jealous but this is so damn FUCKED UP. Go SCREW all your FUCKING ASSES, CHEE BYES.

~LoN3Ly M3~

Trackers...

Ok, today i went back to school coz my house here has got some upgrading being done. It is noisy and has no electricity!!!

So i came to school and it was pouring. And i finally noe the reason why our trackers can win in many competitions...










See that? they even train when it is raining. well, at least they did their parts...

~LoN3Ly M3~