No offense...

~LoN3Ly M3~

I can read this. Can you?

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 of 100 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number Five

Lesson Number Five

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you £800 to drop that towel that you have on"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"
Management Lesson?
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

~LoN3Ly M3~

I just dun get it !

Why does my class has to be like this? FUCKED UP MAN.

Ok, not all. So sorry to ppl who are not in this.

This is just so damn fucking fucked up. 4-6 dont seem to know the word "QUIET"

They just dun noe that word. Ok, this aside. I have to specially comment on someone who is such a motherfucker. Not trying to be mean. But just put urself in my shoe.

Ok, my mood is so bad that i dun even wanna censor that guys name. FUCKING MING HAN

Ok, first of all, he thinks he is damn smart la. Things that he noe doesnt mean that everyone noe rite. And not all we noe he noe. He is acting so much like a fucking person that he thinks he holds the knowledge of the world fucking world. What the fuck is in his brain? ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. That is all in his fucking tiny brain. He has no fucking EQ.

Ok, then the next thing is that he is damn fucking arrogant. He jus thinks that he is always the one that is right. But let me get this right. HE IS DAMN FUCKING WRONG!!!!!

Lastly, he is DAMN FUCKING GAY. U SEE THE WORD GAY. And yes, that is the colour he like. PINK. He thinks it is man. But let me just tell u. HE IS JUST FUCKING GAY AND NOT DARE TO FUCKING ADMIT!!!!!!!

~LoN3Ly M3~

E M O

昨天晚上，突然很想自己一个人静一静，就骑着脚踏车去兜兜风。骑着骑着，突然觉得视线很模糊。摸了摸眼睛之后，才发现自己哭了。不知道到底是心中所想的让我哭泣，还是风大到我觉得眼睛很干，所以才会流泪。我自己也很想知道答案，但是心里却没有一个一定的答案。心里真得很乱。

还有另一件事就是今天所发生的。今天我们拿回我们的文科，我的历史只考了７４分，但是调整分数后，我拿到了７６分，我当时很开心。后来跟我的同班同学说了，但是他脸却很臭，一脸不爽。他还补上了一句话：＂Ｓｏ，　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｂｉｏ　ｇｏｔ　ｍｏｄｅｒａｔｉｏｎ．＂　我知道他的生物也是差一份就７５，但是有没有说不回调整，他就给我一个很不爽的脸。他其实也考得不错了，Ｌ１Ｒ５　拿６分。所以我很搞不清楚，为什么他还要这样。不管了啦，他要这样就这样吧，我又没有欠他什么。

～ＬｏＮ３Ｌｙ　Ｍ３～

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to my dearest sis. Iris. Happy bdae. Sorry no present. haha. But i did post here. =)

No $$ now. Buy u next time k?

Hee. =)

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number Four

Lesson Number Four

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.
Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you're warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number Three

Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The Hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

~LoN3Ly M3~