Lesson Number Three

Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The Hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number Two

Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy". "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

~LoN3Ly M3~

Lesson Number One

This is some kind of jokes that are pretty true in reality. Found it long time ago and so, decided to post here. One by one. Everyday....

Lesson Number One

A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

~LoN3Ly M3~

Wee...

Yeah. Finally, it is considered freedom. Do u want to know why freedom??? Coz left Amath paper 2 to go only. the last paper. I am somehow slacking now. hehe

Watched anime till late ytd. and damn sian now so decided to post something....

okay, that's all folks. bye...

~LoN3Ly M3~

America's Got Talent

America got talent. Is that true??? Watch this one and u shall see. Quite accurate. =)

~LoN3Ly M3~

Wee, ESCAPE is so fun

Ok, today is at least somehow more refreshing and fun. Went out to ESCAPE with my primary school friends. It is like so long since i last saw them. Some i didnt even see them for ages. I think about 2 or 3 years liao. But the shit thing is that my phone has got no batt. Argggg. Forget to charge ytd nite. I rmb i saw about 10% left but i forget to charge and went to sleep. It is realli TMD, but luckily, i managed to meet them...

Haha, how i miss the primary school life. It is so fun. But to think of it, i realli cant rmb wat i did when i was in primary schools.... Haha.

Woke up at around 7 am today coz i was realli too excited. Then went out to meet with my frens at junction 8 at about 9 plus ba. dun realli rmb.

They changed so much lar. It is like, if they dun call me, i wouldnt noe it is them... Ppl like wen qiang, hwa pheng, zhen wei..... many many many many many more.. lazy to type them all out arh...

Ok, then we went J8 to buy some things. bought some crackers to eat on the bus. =p

Then we went to take 58 and got there. the trip is quite boring... the bus ride alone is about 1 hour ba. Then we reached there at about close to 11. I tink... Then we went in and enjoy ourselves. Away from the muggings and muggings....

First is the haunted house... it is the most obvious one that you can see when u got in. Ok, i held on to johnathan realli tight. Was quite scary so i.... didnt scream. =) Then we played the go-kart coz it is still quite early and not many ppl were there. =). Went for 2 or 3 rounds. cant rmb. haha. bad memory.

Then we even played the kiddy ferris wheel. If u have been there before, u will noe that it is realli small. haha. 2 ppl in one box. other kids can have 3 but we too 'big' so 2 in one. It is quite surprising that the guy actually let us go in. haha

Anyway, played a lot of things and many things and many things... Okay, i am realli tired and want to sleep liao. Oh, after Escape, we went to play in the arcade. I tink we came out at about 6plus then went home. posted this now coz i was eating with my family =P.

Ya, so this is it man. Wasted one day for not studying. haha. NVM, work harder tmr. =)

~LoN3Ly M3~

Damn FUCKING FED UP!!!

Today my CCA has got camp. Then their dinner is also some kind of our farewell dinner. At first is say go to East Coast and eat coz john can get lobang. But in the end, can't get, so they decided to just make it a dinner at the hawker centre beside my school. I dun realli mind it, just a bit cheap, but still, NVM.

But this is wat is fucked up. Ervin told me about changing place, which is ok. Then i asked him to give me a call when they going to come back from East Coast (coz they got filming there). So he was like ok. He said he will call me wen they on the bus. He also estimated the time of dinner to be at about 8 or 9 or even 10. I still think that it is okay coz it is their camp. We, as seniors, must compromise.

Then when i called ervin at about 6.30. He told me this, "oh, they change time again. We eating now"

I was totally like WTF. He didnt even call me when they are leaving east coast. Then i heard this voice - Henry's. It is like "oh, must call henry" that type of thing u noe. maybe i am jealous but this is so damn FUCKED UP. Go SCREW all your FUCKING ASSES, CHEE BYES.

~LoN3Ly M3~

Trackers...

Ok, today i went back to school coz my house here has got some upgrading being done. It is noisy and has no electricity!!!

So i came to school and it was pouring. And i finally noe the reason why our trackers can win in many competitions...










See that? they even train when it is raining. well, at least they did their parts...

~LoN3Ly M3~